Carotius
Viking-In-Training
I'm not the one behind the spam in the new forum! D:
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Post by Carotius on Sept 4, 2013 5:54:40 GMT -8
That moment when you meet your friends in-game,and you just whoosh into random chat. Well,as random as a uber-limited chat lexicon can get :X Ever had those? (of course you have! *eyes you*) Post 'em here if you wish! *trips over Southstorm's tail* As if speaking of random words weren't enough.. BEHOLD THE MANUAL ON....'HOW TO BECOME A BROCCOLI'!  (No,Skips. We have yet to have a really weird convo :<) |
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Post by Rayne on Sept 4, 2013 7:02:46 GMT -8
Step 1: get an afro, dye your hair green.
Step 2: dig a hole.
step 3: bury yourself, so only your head pops out.
Tada, you're a broccoli.
xDDD
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Post by Skips on Sept 4, 2013 7:06:26 GMT -8
That moment when you meet your friends in-game,and you just whoosh into random chat. Well,as random as a uber-limited chat lexicon can get :X Ever had those? (of course you have! *eyes you*) Post 'em here if you wish! *trips over Southstorm's tail*View Attachment As if speaking of random words weren't enough.. BEHOLD THE MANUAL ON....'HOW TO BECOME A BROCCOLI'! View Attachment(No,Skips. We have yet to have a really weird convo :<)(Change 'dragon' to broccoli and the whole movie is about Hiccup making friends with broccoli ouo Sounds like it would be interesting! imagine hiccup trying to fly on broccoli  |
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Post by Rayne on Sept 4, 2013 7:10:04 GMT -8
That moment when you meet your friends in-game,and you just whoosh into random chat. Well,as random as a uber-limited chat lexicon can get :X Ever had those? (of course you have! *eyes you*) Post 'em here if you wish! *trips over Southstorm's tail* As if speaking of random words weren't enough.. BEHOLD THE MANUAL ON....'HOW TO BECOME A BROCCOLI'! (No,Skips. We have yet to have a really weird convo :<)(Change 'dragon' to broccoli and the whole movie is about Hiccup making friends with broccoli ouo Sounds like it would be interesting! imagine hiccup trying to fly on broccoli This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or, parrots... we have... Broccoli's. |
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Post by Skips on Sept 4, 2013 7:14:29 GMT -8
(Change 'dragon' to broccoli and the whole movie is about Hiccup making friends with broccoli ouo Sounds like it would be interesting! imagine hiccup trying to fly on broccoli This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or, parrots... we have... Broccoli's. *broccoli flies everywhere* Hiccup: *lists the different breeds of broccoli and what status you'd get for eating them* Stoick: They've eaten HUNDREDS of us. Hiccup: And we've eaten THOUSANDS of them! The broccolis defend themselves, that's all! |
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Post by Rayne on Sept 4, 2013 7:15:47 GMT -8
This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or, parrots... we have... Broccoli's. *broccoli flies everywhere* Hiccup: *lists the different breeds of broccoli and what status you'd get for eating them* Stoick: They've eaten HUNDREDS of us. Hiccup: And we've eaten THOUSANDS of them! The broccolis defend themselves, that's all! Brb, dying. |
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Carotius
Viking-In-Training
I'm not the one behind the spam in the new forum! D:
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Post by Carotius on Sept 4, 2013 7:19:01 GMT -8
Oh,c'mon! I just had surgery on my sides!! D:
Op,they're gone again -w-
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Post by Rayne on Sept 4, 2013 7:21:53 GMT -8
-the giganticus broccolius appears- Gobber: Beard of Thor! What *is* that?
Stoick: Odin help us...
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Post by Skips on Sept 4, 2013 7:28:38 GMT -8
-the giganticus broccolius appears- Gobber: Beard of Thor! What *is* that? Stoick: Odin help us... Hiccup shoots a broccoli from the sky and celebrates until he sees one behind him, screaming as he runs from it. *later on* Hiccup: Oh, the gods hate me. Some people loose their knife or their mug, but me? I manage to loose broccoli?! *hits the tree that the broccoli broke and looks down to see broccoli, tied up. Gets sad when he sees himself in the broccoli and cuts it free, letting it roar at him and then fly off* |
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Post by Rayne on Sept 4, 2013 7:31:01 GMT -8
-the giganticus broccolius appears- Gobber: Beard of Thor! What *is* that? Stoick: Odin help us... Hiccup shoots a broccoli from the sky and celebrates until he sees one behind him, screaming as he runs from it. *later on* Hiccup: Oh, the gods hate me. Some people loose their knife or their mug, but me? I manage to loose broccoli?! *hits the tree that the broccoli broke and looks down to see broccoli, tied up. Gets sad when he sees himself in the broccoli and cuts it free, letting it roar at him and then fly off* Astrid: why didn't you eat the broccoli when you found him? Every viking would've done it, why not you? Hiccup: I was weak! I couldn't eat a broccoli! When I looked at the broccoli, I saw myself. He was as frightened as I was to get eaten. |
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Post by vellos0x1 on Sept 4, 2013 7:34:19 GMT -8
ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) HOW COME I'VE NEVER MEET YOU GUYS??? ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
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The Joshinator
Viking-In-Training
WARNING: Watch for Falling Essays.
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Post by The Joshinator on Sept 4, 2013 10:50:09 GMT -8
BAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh stop, please... You're killing me... AHAHAHAHA!!! Beard of Thor, there's too much funny in this thread!
"And remember: broccoli will always... ALWAYS... go for the k ill."
"Son, I think it's time you learned how to eat broccoli."
"I don't WANT to eat broccoli... rephrased, I CAN'T eat broccoli, dad!"
"But son, you will eat broccoli."
"Um, no, I'm really very extra-sure that I won't..."
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The Joshinator
Viking-In-Training
WARNING: Watch for Falling Essays.
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Post by The Joshinator on Sept 4, 2013 11:08:16 GMT -8
-the giganticus broccolius appears- Gobber: Beard of Thor! What *is* that? Stoick: Odin help us... I can just imagine Hiccup astride a pointy little asparagus, being chased by a giant, fire-breathing mutant broccoli of death. At the last second, the asparagus flips around and shoots a blast of water into the heart of the giant broccoli, making it explode into a million tiny flowers. But it's almost too late for Hiccup and the fearless asparagus, who find themselves plummeting toward the earth... Now, if you'll excuse me, my brain's about to explode. brb... |
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Carotius
Viking-In-Training
I'm not the one behind the spam in the new forum! D:
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Post by Carotius on Sept 4, 2013 21:58:58 GMT -8
I can't stop laughing! OH MAN MY STOMACH HURTS XD
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Post by Rayne on Sept 5, 2013 2:13:01 GMT -8
O my god we are officially crazy. xD
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As if speaking of random words weren't enough..
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